Monday, 6 February 2012

What will never happen.

Well hello everybody! I have been thinking about things that will never ever happen. Or so we think there is always a 000000000000001.0000000000000% chance that it could happen. (Please excuse my math) Well I don't want to leave you hanging so here's the list.
-Zombie Apocalypse.
-A grilled cheese sandwich would eat you.
-Your shoe's would walk away, with your feet!
-Pig's will fly. (I can't wait for that one)
-Mosquitoes will start eating salad.
-An alien would knock on your door, come in eat food have a bath talk with you like your friend then realise that this wasn't his/her planet.
-Objects would talk, and turn out to be very rude.
Do I have to continue there is so much thing's that I could write but why hog the spot light why don't you write some. So try to catch a fly with chop sticks! good day or night. : D

2 comments:

  1. *Note: Please excuse the very mean very little possibility possibilities... (I just confused myself there...)

    Here are a few...

    -pulling a LIVE 20$ bill from your wallet and it bites your face off
    -the Earth would stop spinning around the Sun
    -you would wake up with missing limbs when you went to bed with all of them.
    -an assassin would randomly appear at your school and chop your principal's head off.
    -your bank account would randomly add $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 to itself. (I can't even PRONOUNCE that number!)

    -Zemmzemm :P

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