Fish

Today I got a new fish tank with four gold fish in it. The first fish is black with the pop out eyes I named him E.T. because he looks like the alien E.T. The next fish looks like a gold fish but it is multi colored, his name is Pork. The third fish is pink and white and very beautiful, her name is Foxface. The forth fish is white orange and has a black moustache thing, His name is Salmon. Foxface and Salmon like each other, and E.T and Pork are friends. When I told my friend this, my friend walked over to me patted my head and said "it's OK Calypso" and that is all for the day.

Christmas slang word= X-mas

Hey It's Blah here to tell you about Christmas!
Aura: Um, blah hate to break it to you but everyone knows about X-mas. I don't think they would want to read about it on a totally awesome blog.

Blah:Oh came on please.
Calypso: OK now don't fight, I think there is lot's of stuff to say about the holidays, other than an argument.
Aura: Why don't you look at this awesome picture of a house i found on the Internet.
Blah: It shows how addicted we are to the Internet.
Aura: yeah whatever.
calypso: It is cool.
Blah: Why don't we sing a song! Sing along!!!
All: Joy to the world, were off to see the wizzard! who is dashing through the snow with a pair of jingle bell's jingle bell's jingle all the way to the moon.
We love cheese,
So can we please,
Eat cheese.                                          HEY!

Joke of the day :)

Today I will be presenting to you the JOKE OF THE DAY cool right. The joke was said by someone who wants to keep there identity secret. So the person was---------- kidding I wouldn't tell you. Magazine quiz: if you thought I would tell you, you are a very nosey person. If you didn't expect me to tell you, you are a person who keeps to yourself and doesn't care about other peoples business. If you thought I'd tell you but you don't care, well good for you, you are gullible but not nosey.
Now back to the joke. OK you see this person saw this pamphlet and it really said books for sale. but this person misinterpreted it to used bake sale. So then everyone started making gross jokes. "Like crackers and cheese without the cheese." or "Open Oreo box" or "Oh you would like raisins with that? spit, spit, spit. And that was the joke. there are other things to go with the original joke but they are to inappropriate.
Thanks for tuning in. Have a great night!!!!

Aura Here

Hello Everybody! today I (Aura) will be writing this post. Why I am writing this post is because Calypso and me started arguing because Calypso was saying that she's been doing all the posts latley. So I volenteered to write this post then she said that I wouldn't be able to think of anyhting to write. So here I am writng a post and I'm not sure what to write.
Calypso: ha! I knew you wouldn't be able to post anything.
Aura: Well nothing's coming to my head.
Calypso: That's the point your suppost to have something in your head. (Not that you have anything)
Blah: Can you two stop arguing!!!!
Calypso and Aura: NO!!!!
Blah: Then stop writing untill you figure this out. Good bye everyone and have a nice evening. Oh and becaome a nocternal person for a day. BYE!!!!!!!!! 

McDonalds

Tonight I just went out to McDonald's with my family and it was fun we talked. I ordered a Big Mack and a large milk shake, Mom ordered two burgers chicken nuggets a large fri I think that was it for her. and my Bro ordered a Angus burger extra bacon, with a large fri. Well we laughed and was merry I proved that I could eat a Big Mack in under a minute. Then after we had eaten we had started to talk about how McDonald's is all fake. And we had some left over bun and we put it in the thing a burger came in, we decided to put it in the car and wait a year to see if like people say would not rot. Then mom made a joke and said "Why don't you put it in a time capsule" The reason it was funny though was because in class I am doing a time capsule project and mom thinks I should put the burger in the time capsule. Well that would be a surprise for the teacher. Although I am considering it it's part of this generation well you never know.
See you next time bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Family conversations

So I know you all have family and sometimes you wonder what to talk about. (By the way I got plenty of candy from trick or treating.) So I will tell you about some conversations that might give you some ideas for the next family get together.
First is; You could talk about kids, I've heard of some punishments that would really get people laughing. So I heard from someone I know that when he was a kid his mother used to hit him over the head with a bucket. (It was legal back then) Or the father of the very same child when the child did something very bad the father said "Child go tell your mother, that your a failer" That was almost his exact words (Except for the child part, I don't want to name names here)
Second is; You could talk about child obesity, I heard a joke the exact word were "Help stop child obesity! We'll call it resistance training. It's where you put the child on your cars roof rack and let them ride there until you get home. Not to mention the littlest child piped up "I want to ride the roof rack"
And third; You could talk about my blog and how awesome it is, I have things written here that you will love. Like this story I heard. I call it the Dora pinata, you see this person bought a Dora pinata for their kids birthday party and it was one of those pinatas with the strings on the bottom and you can't beat it with a stick. So all the kids are beating this Dora pinata that is not breaking and one of the adults watching the kids turns to another parent and says "Something feels wrong about this, beating a little girl with a stick" Well that's all for tonight and remember spread the word to everywhere!!!!! And eat your vegetable's.

Halloween

Halloween is awesome!!!! It is my favorite haliday, of all. it is so fun every kid is thinking of ghosts, frankenstien, mummies, zombies, werewolves, and other. It's also the only time I've heard the saying there's a ghost in my back yard. I also love the candy, the creepy houses and............ the COSTUMES I love them. For halloween I will be going as a psycho interveiwer who got electrocuted by a micrphone. Awesome right, and if your wondering I am just thirteen so I can still go trick or treating... I think. So I was wondering what you are going as? just leave a comment on this post and I will make a post about it. Oh one more thing I need an answer for two questions that everyone asks and no one knows what to answer.
The first question is: If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, would it make a sound? I say yes my uncle says no whats your answer?
And the second question, What came first the chicken or the egg. I say the chicken my mom says the egg. So could you please answer me. Well thats all thanks for visiting! next post will be about family conversations and you will love to read it.

Zombies

OK I finally got some inspiration, Zobies I mean Zombies. You see the family of five I have told you about have lately been watching lots and I mean Lot's of zombie movies. Which mean after the movies they play zombie games meaning. Trooping around the house loaded with fake guns and using the basement as their base. So that said, whenever they come across a human being they yell. "AHHHHHH! ZOMBIE!" and pretend to shoot at the person. But there will be the regular person who will yell "AHHHH BONEHEAD!" or "Do Zombies eat rice crispies" I've also heard "I'm not a zombie he is" pointing at one kid then saying the same thing for the other. And then they will start shooting each other. The final comment for that would be "And that's how you keep crazy gun shooting people out of the world" So after everyone got over the zombie fase the eldest brings out a remote control helicopter and flyes it around the room shooting the younger sibling with fake missles. Have a great day!

I'm Having Trouble

OK I'll admit I have no clue what to write, the problem is I want to write something! So far thought about writing about Food, Other places and Prison, and I don't know what to write!!! It's killing me. I've been sitting in front of the computer for half an hour. Watching a movie of course giving me no inspiration what so ever. OK can someone tell me what to write about cause I have nothing. You ask I'll write I'll make it funny. Well write later bye!

Transportation A reaview on our history.

Great I'm starting to sound like a teacher now every ones yelling at me. But I really want to talk about transportation and how it evolved. So I will while all of you go and hide in a corner remembering the sour memory's of being in SCHOOL. You know what, the thought of school makes me! feel like running into a corner. So boring and unexciting Lunch and Art were my favorite subjects. So I'll do the torture quickly---
Hey! Aura here, just wanted to say this was not the three of our Ideas. Someone meaning Calypso, made a bet with a teacher that she (Calypso) Knew all the American presidents. So the teacher told her to say them and she didn't even know the name of the first president and now we are stuck writing a history lesson about moving things.
Calypso here, OK here's the lesson: Long ago people learned to walk, then they made the tire, then they made motors, and now we come to today where there are airplanes going over your house every five minutes. Hope you enjoyed because I really must fly.
Blah: That wasn't so bad I guess. Aura: Blah be quiet. Bye !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (That was embarrassing)

Computers

OK I like computers, Aura Hates computers and Blah doesn't know if she likes them or hates them. So me and Aura will try to convince Blah that they are good or bad. Please enjoy this argument. (M=Me calypso. A=Aura)
M: Computers are great on some sites you could communicate with someone half way around the world and not half to pay a fee.
A: Yeah and then you find out they are a total freak and are your next door neighbour.
M: What if both your next door neighbors are nice.
A: They don't have to live right beside you but an hour's drive away you can't know everyone an hours drive away can you now.
M: that barely ever happens.
A: No it happens a lot I've heard about it all the time.
M: You just have to be safe and you'll be fine.
A: Websites can give you all kind of viruses
M: No they can give your computer viruses, and only if your security system sucks.
A: No all the time and what if you are hacked.
M: No one would hake any random computer. A: Yes M: No A: Yes M: No ....
Several hours later of yes and no's M: why don't we ask Blah. Blah what do you think......
A: Hey look a note: Went to get lunch signed Blah. M: I think we argued for to long. Well bey!!!!

Your Homework

Ok I'm bad but I'm giving you homework!!!! Aura and Blah can't even believe what I'm saying. Anyway so your homewok is to write in this post what you like about this blog and what you don't like. Also I'm not done I want YOU to tell EVERY SINGLE  PERSON YOU DO AND DO NOT KNOW IN AND OUT OF THIS WORLD ABOUT MY BLOG!!!!!!! I want people to really know about this blog. If you want you can hang up flyers, or you can tell every person on the street about my blog. I know I'm bad a person who gives homework over the internet, bad bad bad. But you gotta do what you gotta do. Oh and I got a few updates from Aura about that mom with the five children who agreed to being watched. here's the list:
-Threw an apple at the second youngest.Then the whole family (including the one who got hit by the apple) started laughing.
- One childs feet strated to smell and she made the kid spray her feet and shoes with lavender water.
- And the father who has a "Man cold" started to talk to his muscle who the wife call's his "head" Thats All!
Bye bye bye!!!

Writing And Me!

So Calypso here today I'm going to have Blah interview Aura about what I like to write.
Blah: Hello and welcome today I have my other self here to tell you about what we like to write! Say hello Aura.
Aura: I know what to say! Oh Hi.
Blah: So I hear you like writing.
Aura: I LOVE writing! It's the BEST!
Blah: So, what do you like to write?
Aura: Word's
Blah: No, I mean other than words.
Aura: Well sometimes numbers.
Blah: No no no, what form of writing.
Aura: Print.
Blah: OK know what this interview is hopeless.
Aura: Really I was just going to say that I like writing fantasy and/or science fiction.
Blah: Good Night.
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This interview has ended quite suddenly and now myselves are fighting, about what each other should have said and if I don't leave I'll start writing the argument. Bye and Sorry.

Mothers Advice

Well this post today is for the mothers out there. Aura has watched and studied a mom who takes care of five kids and we have taken the information we have gathered and made it into advice.
So the first subject we would like to tackle is about when your kid says to you, "Mommy I'm bored" well we have come to a conclution that the best reply for that would be "Why don't you go and knock your head  against the wall and see how mant times you can do that, before you knock yourself out"
The next subject is hunger: And Blah has concluded that it is quite simple when the family is starving the parents should eat the kids therefore getting ride of school fees, spending to much money, and stuff like that.
If you are a parent who would not want to eat your kids but needs money I conclude that it would be as easy as sealing your kids to be slaves therefore you will be making money off your kids.
And finally for the mom who would not sell or eat there kids but decided to keep them I might as well give you a tip about there homework. When the child says "Mom I don't want to do my home work" you should reply. "Do your homework so one day you will become rich and famouse and I will be able to start my retirement with your money" And that is what I have to say to all you moms out there in need of advice.
Oh and Blah concludes that you should not follow our rules but who would listen to advice like that? Right.
Anyway got to go, and good luck!  

Enthusiasm for school

Well school has it's ups and downs. People in school will probably ask me what are the ups to school well my answer is there is none you just learn. Thats it thats all. Of course the downs well I don't feel like getting into those. So, today I would like to explain to the parents what there children do in school. They pretend that they had a great day then get onto face book and tell all there friends that they hated there day and they wished school was never invented.
And to prove this example I will use gym class. The sport will be basketball I've heard it be called B-ball for short. So the teacher makes the groups and of course the teacher separates all the friends so it startes off with everyone complaining about there team. Then when they finally start the game 1/3rds of the team are actually playing. The other 2/3rds are walking around like the undead complaining about there teams and how the teams not doing anything.
After the day is over they come home to the parent asking. "How was school today?" and they would get the reply of "School was great, my team beat the other in basketball today" Then they would go to there room and log onto there facebook account.
And that is was school is like. Oh and not to mention every once in a while wen the school catches fire like that school yesterday. They say the weilder did it. And that is my report. Now I have to go.

Hello there

Hello, I would tell you what my name is but I have so many so for now I will just tell you three. My names are Calypso, Aura, and Blah. I have now but start with those.
Anyway welcome to my blog! you will be very happy to know that I will be doing and talking about many things. For now though I would like you to enjoy this interveiw between Aura and Blah.
Aura: So Blah, I hear you like drawing is that true?
Blah: Yes that is very true Aura.
Aura: What do you like to draw?
Blah: Mostly people with eye patches.
Aura: Why with eye patches?
Blah: So I don't have to draw the other eye. Now if you excuse me I have to go to the bathroom.
Aura: Ok well thanks for being here.
Blah: I should have never had that large Slush before the show.
Thank you for enjoying this interveiw. There will be many more thing's on this blog but blah was right about the Slushy. Bye.