THE valentines day story.

OK so I was brainstorming for ideas when I made this story about a teen girl and her mother. The story is called The teen girl who ate cake. So once upon a time a mother baked a cake it was a cake the shape of a  heart for uh... valentines day because we use hearts on valentines day or something like that. Anyway the mother didn't clean the counter and gave her teenage daughter a piece of the Delicious cake after they sang a made up version of Happy valentines  day to you, happy valentines day to you. Happy valentines day dear everyone happy valentines day to you. So the teenage girl takes to yummy piece of cake from her mother graciously and sits down on the crumb filled counter. The mother looks at the teenage gril girl and says
"You know your sitting on a bunch of crumbs" the teenage girl looked up and smiled sweetly.
"Yup" the mother turned back to the sink and thought. it comes from her father. And that is my valentines day story of the century. I hope you enjoyed it, also I would like to warn you about a really bad computer typing glitch where if you put the mouse thing in between a word to add a letter it will start erasing the letters after. So typer beware!

What will never happen.

Well hello everybody! I have been thinking about things that will never ever happen. Or so we think there is always a 000000000000001.0000000000000% chance that it could happen. (Please excuse my math) Well I don't want to leave you hanging so here's the list.
-Zombie Apocalypse.
-A grilled cheese sandwich would eat you.
-Your shoe's would walk away, with your feet!
-Pig's will fly. (I can't wait for that one)
-Mosquitoes will start eating salad.
-An alien would knock on your door, come in eat food have a bath talk with you like your friend then realise that this wasn't his/her planet.
-Objects would talk, and turn out to be very rude.
Do I have to continue there is so much thing's that I could write but why hog the spot light why don't you write some. So try to catch a fly with chop sticks! good day or night. : D