Ok I'm bad but I'm giving you homework!!!! Aura and Blah can't even believe what I'm saying. Anyway so your homewok is to write in this post what you like about this blog and what you don't like. Also I'm not done I want YOU to tell EVERY SINGLE PERSON YOU DO AND DO NOT KNOW IN AND OUT OF THIS WORLD ABOUT MY BLOG!!!!!!! I want people to really know about this blog. If you want you can hang up flyers, or you can tell every person on the street about my blog. I know I'm bad a person who gives homework over the internet, bad bad bad. But you gotta do what you gotta do. Oh and I got a few updates from Aura about that mom with the five children who agreed to being watched. here's the list:
-Threw an apple at the second youngest.Then the whole family (including the one who got hit by the apple) started laughing.
- One childs feet strated to smell and she made the kid spray her feet and shoes with lavender water.
- And the father who has a "Man cold" started to talk to his muscle who the wife call's his "head" Thats All!
Bye bye bye!!!
Tuesday, 27 September 2011
Writing And Me!
So Calypso here today I'm going to have Blah interview Aura about what I like to write.
Blah: Hello and welcome today I have my other self here to tell you about what we like to write! Say hello Aura.
Aura: I know what to say! Oh Hi.
Blah: So I hear you like writing.
Aura: I LOVE writing! It's the BEST!
Blah: So, what do you like to write?
Aura: Word's
Blah: No, I mean other than words.
Aura: Well sometimes numbers.
Blah: No no no, what form of writing.
Aura: Print.
Blah: OK know what this interview is hopeless.
Aura: Really I was just going to say that I like writing fantasy and/or science fiction.
Blah: Good Night.
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This interview has ended quite suddenly and now myselves are fighting, about what each other should have said and if I don't leave I'll start writing the argument. Bye and Sorry.
Blah: Hello and welcome today I have my other self here to tell you about what we like to write! Say hello Aura.
Aura: I know what to say! Oh Hi.
Blah: So I hear you like writing.
Aura: I LOVE writing! It's the BEST!
Blah: So, what do you like to write?
Aura: Word's
Blah: No, I mean other than words.
Aura: Well sometimes numbers.
Blah: No no no, what form of writing.
Aura: Print.
Blah: OK know what this interview is hopeless.
Aura: Really I was just going to say that I like writing fantasy and/or science fiction.
Blah: Good Night.
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This interview has ended quite suddenly and now myselves are fighting, about what each other should have said and if I don't leave I'll start writing the argument. Bye and Sorry.
Monday, 26 September 2011
Mothers Advice
Well this post today is for the mothers out there. Aura has watched and studied a mom who takes care of five kids and we have taken the information we have gathered and made it into advice.
So the first subject we would like to tackle is about when your kid says to you, "Mommy I'm bored" well we have come to a conclution that the best reply for that would be "Why don't you go and knock your head against the wall and see how mant times you can do that, before you knock yourself out"
The next subject is hunger: And Blah has concluded that it is quite simple when the family is starving the parents should eat the kids therefore getting ride of school fees, spending to much money, and stuff like that.
If you are a parent who would not want to eat your kids but needs money I conclude that it would be as easy as sealing your kids to be slaves therefore you will be making money off your kids.
And finally for the mom who would not sell or eat there kids but decided to keep them I might as well give you a tip about there homework. When the child says "Mom I don't want to do my home work" you should reply. "Do your homework so one day you will become rich and famouse and I will be able to start my retirement with your money" And that is what I have to say to all you moms out there in need of advice.
Oh and Blah concludes that you should not follow our rules but who would listen to advice like that? Right.
Anyway got to go, and good luck!
So the first subject we would like to tackle is about when your kid says to you, "Mommy I'm bored" well we have come to a conclution that the best reply for that would be "Why don't you go and knock your head against the wall and see how mant times you can do that, before you knock yourself out"
The next subject is hunger: And Blah has concluded that it is quite simple when the family is starving the parents should eat the kids therefore getting ride of school fees, spending to much money, and stuff like that.
If you are a parent who would not want to eat your kids but needs money I conclude that it would be as easy as sealing your kids to be slaves therefore you will be making money off your kids.
And finally for the mom who would not sell or eat there kids but decided to keep them I might as well give you a tip about there homework. When the child says "Mom I don't want to do my home work" you should reply. "Do your homework so one day you will become rich and famouse and I will be able to start my retirement with your money" And that is what I have to say to all you moms out there in need of advice.
Oh and Blah concludes that you should not follow our rules but who would listen to advice like that? Right.
Anyway got to go, and good luck!
Thursday, 22 September 2011
Enthusiasm for school
Well school has it's ups and downs. People in school will probably ask me what are the ups to school well my answer is there is none you just learn. Thats it thats all. Of course the downs well I don't feel like getting into those. So, today I would like to explain to the parents what there children do in school. They pretend that they had a great day then get onto face book and tell all there friends that they hated there day and they wished school was never invented.
And to prove this example I will use gym class. The sport will be basketball I've heard it be called B-ball for short. So the teacher makes the groups and of course the teacher separates all the friends so it startes off with everyone complaining about there team. Then when they finally start the game 1/3rds of the team are actually playing. The other 2/3rds are walking around like the undead complaining about there teams and how the teams not doing anything.
After the day is over they come home to the parent asking. "How was school today?" and they would get the reply of "School was great, my team beat the other in basketball today" Then they would go to there room and log onto there facebook account.
And that is was school is like. Oh and not to mention every once in a while wen the school catches fire like that school yesterday. They say the weilder did it. And that is my report. Now I have to go.
And to prove this example I will use gym class. The sport will be basketball I've heard it be called B-ball for short. So the teacher makes the groups and of course the teacher separates all the friends so it startes off with everyone complaining about there team. Then when they finally start the game 1/3rds of the team are actually playing. The other 2/3rds are walking around like the undead complaining about there teams and how the teams not doing anything.
After the day is over they come home to the parent asking. "How was school today?" and they would get the reply of "School was great, my team beat the other in basketball today" Then they would go to there room and log onto there facebook account.
And that is was school is like. Oh and not to mention every once in a while wen the school catches fire like that school yesterday. They say the weilder did it. And that is my report. Now I have to go.
Tuesday, 20 September 2011
Hello there
Hello, I would tell you what my name is but I have so many so for now I will just tell you three. My names are Calypso, Aura, and Blah. I have now but start with those.
Anyway welcome to my blog! you will be very happy to know that I will be doing and talking about many things. For now though I would like you to enjoy this interveiw between Aura and Blah.
Aura: So Blah, I hear you like drawing is that true?
Blah: Yes that is very true Aura.
Aura: What do you like to draw?
Blah: Mostly people with eye patches.
Aura: Why with eye patches?
Blah: So I don't have to draw the other eye. Now if you excuse me I have to go to the bathroom.
Aura: Ok well thanks for being here.
Blah: I should have never had that large Slush before the show.
Thank you for enjoying this interveiw. There will be many more thing's on this blog but blah was right about the Slushy. Bye.
Anyway welcome to my blog! you will be very happy to know that I will be doing and talking about many things. For now though I would like you to enjoy this interveiw between Aura and Blah.
Aura: So Blah, I hear you like drawing is that true?
Blah: Yes that is very true Aura.
Aura: What do you like to draw?
Blah: Mostly people with eye patches.
Aura: Why with eye patches?
Blah: So I don't have to draw the other eye. Now if you excuse me I have to go to the bathroom.
Aura: Ok well thanks for being here.
Blah: I should have never had that large Slush before the show.
Thank you for enjoying this interveiw. There will be many more thing's on this blog but blah was right about the Slushy. Bye.
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