December 21 2012

Hello everyone! Welcome, and please help yourself to any of the desserts. Yeah sorry I'm not giving away any food, but you could picture that dessert table alright.
Anyway, the fall has come into winter, and now it is cold all the time and there is ice everywhere.
Tomorrow is the last three repetitive numbers we will see until year 3001. Tomorrow will be 12,12,12. I probably won't be alive to see that date, so I got to enjoy tomorrow.
Last thing I have to say is something I heard... Its about... (dun dun dun)... December 21 2012. The supposedly end of the world. I heard different today, and decided to share it with you. So the idea is that apparently there will be this whole aligning of the planets or stars or something. Which will cause it to be dark, and cold (The cold, hate the cold) and there will be no power for three days. How will the cell phone fanatics survive! It might just be the end! So sound like fun to me, as long as I have water, and some sort of warmth I'll be fine. And who else would be able to share a story like that! Actually I heard that this only happens every 11 million years. So if you could live to be say 11 million and ten years old, you could experience two of those. Assuming that you'll even remember that happened all those 11 million years ago.
Another thing I heard about the 21st is that there will be an elevation in terrorist bombings because supposedly end of the world, perfect time to blow up a few monuments and stuff. And please do not say I jinxed it if that does happen, it makes a lot of sense.
Anyway got to go, I have dessert to eat. Write some time later. Bye!

Parallel Universes

First I have to admit that I had no idea how to spell parallel and I had to look it up in a dictionary. Anyway I've been having weird dreams lately, one was I was being attacked by flesh eating worms, one about an alien invasion. To tell the truth though I have been enjoying some of them, cause its so different from my own life. Thing is one day it hit me what if dreams are like a look into different parallel universes. To me parallel universes are like a whole bunch of different universes, we are all there but they are all different in everyday possible, I believe that there even is a parallel universe for every second. Also every book, drawing, and movie, ect... is it's own parallel universe. So anytime you think of a different sort of universe your looking into it right then. That's just my opinion. Well that's all I have to say so eat a donut and go out side.

Inspriational Sentences

Hey I was thinking about writing this weekend! and I was thinking about ideas that I have written down. Some of them are only like two sentences long. Its really fun to think of a sentence and turn it into a story.
Note: Anyone who needs an idea for work school or whatever you can use these sentences.
Another Note: These sentences can be anywhere in a story.
-The earthquake shook the ground for several minutes, four days until Christmas, but a year late. They thought nothing would happen turns out they were wrong.
-I turned the corner and stopped to catch my breath, I could hear them coming I knew I didn't have much time. But with my life there it never time.
-The people of this new world can easily be divided into three distinct groups.
So those are just some ideas, another way to find ideas is to turn to a random page in a book read a couple of sentences and see if they give you information. In fact the third sentence is an example of that, I opened a random book read a few sentences (about Lemmings) and found a sentence similar to that one but the inspiration that came to me allowed me to change it.
Well that's all I can come up with for now, so until next time.
Calypso out. ;)

Alien nursery rhymes

Hello people of this universe, note: all people who do not live on planet earth, please comment. Just out of curiosity would it be easier to write with four hands, or just two. I would love to answer that question, but I only have two hands, and have never owned another pair of arms. I bet you could buy some on ebay or anywhere on the internet. Anyway, I was thinking about aliens and nursery rhymes, and I was wondering what alien nursery rhymes sound like. The rhymes I've know are all violent and about horrible times in history. My favourite being Ring around the posie, which was based on the black death. So what would aliens sing about? would theirs still be violent? or happy? would they sing about horrible times in history? Maybe they have one about a airship crash, that would maybe go like this:

Speed of light

Do not doubt

intergalactic explosion.

Or maybe,

ikikikikikikikttttttttt

llllllllllllllllloooooooom

taktaktaktaktaktak.

You know what, I think I might leave the song inventing to who ever likes to invent songs. Well anyway my sun flowers that no one knows about, but I still planted are taller than me now, so that is all and enjoy your day. 

Automobiles

I bet you all have been wondering what happened to Calypso? well here's the truth: I was abducted by aliens and went at faster than light speed all over the universe and now I know how the whole universe functions. Ok that not it but that would be cool! No I was just away from the Internet. Anyway so I've been thinking lately about how much technology has gone into the cars they are making now, and still no one is worried that the cars will take over? Honestly, they can park themselves, show you places on the GPS, brake automatically, and other. So anyway those thoughts brought me to remember the last nightmare I had about trucks eating all my class mates. So I told Aura about my concerns and the only comment she had about cars taking over and eating children was:"renewable energy" so since I have that freaky, um... Conclusion I would like the rest of you to give your thoughts on cars taking over. Well that's all for today so enjoy the Olympics!

Another comic

This is another comic I drew and I wanted you to see it. Enjoy!

 

Cartoons or comics? by Aura.

I love drawing, it's fun and it takes your mind off things. Recently I drew a small comic... or cartoon? I don't really know what to call them by. A peice of paper with three or four squars with little pictures and dialigue,
I call them comics, easy to say and less letters to spell. Anyway since I had been drawing comics, I decided I would post them on this blog.

For the record I am probably not the best artist, at at least you can reconise the people.

Commun sentences.

Calypso: Hey! How are you? (Hey can be replaced with hi)
Aura: I'm good, you?
Calypso: I'm good.
Aura: Good, good.
-Ocword silence-
Aura: So, whats up?
Calypso: Nothing, you?
Aura: Nothing.
And that is an example of how a converstion can go if you and the other person had nothing to talk about. Trust me it has happened alot to me, well I can't name all the common words other than yes, no and whatever so later!

Blah Dictionarified

First I know that dictionarified is not a real word, but today and onward I Blah declare it a word!
Dictionarified: a word you use to describe a word that has been looked up in the dictionary.
So I dictionarified Blah and I found out that Blah means something like an emotional problem. Or a word used in an after sentence, when no one is talking, or when a person has nothing else to say. So I just want to say that I got this idea from a friend who dictionarified Blah and sent me the results, sadly I deleted the email and had to do all this work myself. I delete all emails I get and my Friend knows that so no one was insulted in the making of this post. That's all!!!

BBQ's

I decided to write about the next word I heard when I was thinking about what to write and I heard the word BBQ, then mouth wash, then bubbles, then cow and I will stop now. So the Barbecue makes awesome steak and other types of meat, vegtables, fruits, chocolate and other. OK maybe not the... no never mind you could try anything on the barbecue. So yeah that's all I can come up with right now so why don't you, all the viewers ask some random questions. I have to go now and BBQ chocolate bye! wait I can't cook, know cares anyone can cook maybe I should even try to write a cook book. Yeah! called: Calypso's not so good cook book!!! bye got to start thinking. :)  

Updates by Aura

Hello it's Aura here and I am ready to update you the people. First update, I would like to say that over the weekend I went canoeing on a frozen lake. You see a little part of the place I was at was unfrozen so me and two other friends got the canoe out put it in the water and turned into the ice breakers. Because the whole time we were out there we were breaking ice. Trust me if you are an outdoors person you will like frozen lake canoeing.
Also I have a message from Blah.
Cookies and donuts are very good for you, they have grain and dairy products in them.
And Calypso has a joke.
There was two guys, guy 1 and guy 2 so guy 1 goes on vacation leaving guy 2 to watch the house. So guy 1 calls guy 2 from his vacation spot and says "I left my flat screen, HD, surround sound T.V.on for robbers, just in case" so guy 2 answers "Well it worked, they took the T.V."
Well that's all folks!

The telemarketer.

I know that people get calls from telemarketers all the time and a few days ago I got a call from a telemarketer. Also for fun I will say that the telemarketer was looking for Blah something. So here is the conversation. T= telemarketer. M= me.
T-hello, is Blah Something there?
M- Who, what!
T- Blah Something, is she there?
M-No,
T-do you know when a good time to call Blah would be?
M-No.
T-Do you know Blah's work schedule?
M-No
T-Do you know anything?
M- No. that is when I hung up and burst out laughing. I am sorry to any telemarketers that have read this blog if this post was offensive, but I like to put real life happenings. Well that is all so till next post go skiing! hey did you know you could get homework for gym. WEIRD. bye. : D

Recent jokes

Well I've been having some hard times with coming up with something to write but I finally heard some jokes worth the Internet. OK so this first joke is called The light of god.
So a mother is with her daughter as she is getting her passport picture, she sit's down on the stool and the person takes the picture, the person reviews the picture and sees a light on her forehead from the flash. So the person asks her to take a Kleenex and wipe her forehead, and the second picture turned out good. So the mom speaks up an Say's "My picture is perfect" so the daughter says "Not the first" so the mom says "Its the light of god shining down on me" so the daughter comes up with her final remark "Yeah that can be wiped off with a Kleenex" they all laughed. The second joke, Uh oh I forgot the joke I guess I will have to get back to you later. Oh by the way watch out for telemarketers I answered to one and laughed. bye.

THE valentines day story.

OK so I was brainstorming for ideas when I made this story about a teen girl and her mother. The story is called The teen girl who ate cake. So once upon a time a mother baked a cake it was a cake the shape of a  heart for uh... valentines day because we use hearts on valentines day or something like that. Anyway the mother didn't clean the counter and gave her teenage daughter a piece of the Delicious cake after they sang a made up version of Happy valentines  day to you, happy valentines day to you. Happy valentines day dear everyone happy valentines day to you. So the teenage girl takes to yummy piece of cake from her mother graciously and sits down on the crumb filled counter. The mother looks at the teenage gril girl and says
"You know your sitting on a bunch of crumbs" the teenage girl looked up and smiled sweetly.
"Yup" the mother turned back to the sink and thought. it comes from her father. And that is my valentines day story of the century. I hope you enjoyed it, also I would like to warn you about a really bad computer typing glitch where if you put the mouse thing in between a word to add a letter it will start erasing the letters after. So typer beware!

What will never happen.

Well hello everybody! I have been thinking about things that will never ever happen. Or so we think there is always a 000000000000001.0000000000000% chance that it could happen. (Please excuse my math) Well I don't want to leave you hanging so here's the list.
-Zombie Apocalypse.
-A grilled cheese sandwich would eat you.
-Your shoe's would walk away, with your feet!
-Pig's will fly. (I can't wait for that one)
-Mosquitoes will start eating salad.
-An alien would knock on your door, come in eat food have a bath talk with you like your friend then realise that this wasn't his/her planet.
-Objects would talk, and turn out to be very rude.
Do I have to continue there is so much thing's that I could write but why hog the spot light why don't you write some. So try to catch a fly with chop sticks! good day or night. : D

Aliens, and UFOs by Aura

Hey Aura here, (Really the person who came up with the three of us) Anyway As I was saying a few nights ago I saw a UFO (unidentified flying object) It was around after 1:30 in the morning on Monday January 16th. So I woke up and I saw these lights and they were rising when it got high enough above the trees I saw that it was just one big bright half circle. At that time my heart started pounding, so I calmed it down and my teeth started chattering, for the record I was not cold and wasn't well in my mind that scared. So when it got to a certain height it started going right. My teeth only stopped chattering when it was out of the view of my window. I turned away for like a second and I turned back and I went to my window and it was gone. Just gone. It was to big, and late to be the moon so I have no clue what it was, and I have no clue how it would have disappeared. So yeah and when it disappeared it was 2:30 which means that all happened in One hour. Well that's all to my story other than I fell asleep.
Calypso: Yeah right Aura like that was real, you probably made up that story for the lucky viewers entertainment. Aura: NO I AM DEAD SERIOUS, and really freaked out.
Blah:Well that's all for this post so please enjoy the world. 

It's cold.

It is so COLD! It's just so intensifyingly cold that it started snowing on in the bus I was sitting on the bus with my friend when we saw snow in the bus. We figured it was coming through the open windows that wouldn't close, but then my friend looked up and realised that it was... wait for it... SNOWING INSIDE THE BUS. To think it was already cold. So yeah it wasn't that great this morning either when everything was FROZEN SOLID. I felt like my toes, figures, face, legs, hands, arms, and other. Was about to fall off. Now here's a little poem that Blah wrote for the viewers. (For the record we are not good with poems or songs) ENJOY
It's cold, it's cold, it's very very cold, just repeat that one million times you have your self a soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong. HEY.

Books

I was laughing at myself today and I thought I'd share my funny um... time with you's all. So I was reading a book called The Emerald Atlas and I was at like the last chapter and it was all happy and I saying things like. Oh my god+3 then I said Can you stop saying Oh my god, So then I held my breath cause I wanted to say omg again, then I did. Then I said AWWWWE and I think it ended with me saying to myself I can't wait to read the second. And that is what happens when you give a person like me a really good book. Well now I will have to go because I have no clue what else to say, so go swimming in the nearest pool of water. I will not follow through with this task because my lake is COLD. Bye.

Sledding

This weekend I went sledding with a bunch of people, there was ten ski-doo's and I was the only person who actually counted. Anyway I tried a snowboard and accidentally went off a rock/jump landed and then flipped clean over my head. My only word for it was FUN! I also went on another kind of um... sled (I have no clue what to call it) and somehow went air born and somehow landed on my back. The air was knocked right out of me. Well that's all I have to say other than the fact that my hat got bared. Well have a good night or day, where ever you are in the world. And please enjoy pizza.

Mop's

I bet 100 dollar's you thought that the title of this post was crazy, I also think that you thought that I must be mad writing about mop's well I'm not mad. I'm slitly insane but I am NOT in a mental hospital because I drove all the doctors crazy talking to the walls, and answering for them.

Anyway the reason I am writing about mops is because they are very um... noticed. Kinda. You see they disguise mop's as women all the time and that way the mop gets alot of attention. In shows you see really dumb people mistaking mop's as people and talking to them. In commercials you see mop's up right in cars, and not to mention cat's LOVE mop's I was mopping the floor and my cat was coming up close to the mop and swatting at it. If I had someone mop me around on the floor my cat would run away! So I am pretty sure that we have settled that mop's are the bomb.

Merry New Year!

Happy 2012! now I've been listening into all the conspiracies of 2012 and I want to tell you all the information that I have gathered.
The mian calender: It ends.
What I heard: The reason the Mian calender ended was because the sun the moon and a black hole aline and the mians could not read the stars further. There is a very small chance that the world will be sucked through the hole.
Um I can't remember anything else about the end of the world so looks like it's not ending.
Have a great year!!!