Fish

Today I got a new fish tank with four gold fish in it. The first fish is black with the pop out eyes I named him E.T. because he looks like the alien E.T. The next fish looks like a gold fish but it is multi colored, his name is Pork. The third fish is pink and white and very beautiful, her name is Foxface. The forth fish is white orange and has a black moustache thing, His name is Salmon. Foxface and Salmon like each other, and E.T and Pork are friends. When I told my friend this, my friend walked over to me patted my head and said "it's OK Calypso" and that is all for the day.

Christmas slang word= X-mas

Hey It's Blah here to tell you about Christmas!
Aura: Um, blah hate to break it to you but everyone knows about X-mas. I don't think they would want to read about it on a totally awesome blog.

Blah:Oh came on please.
Calypso: OK now don't fight, I think there is lot's of stuff to say about the holidays, other than an argument.
Aura: Why don't you look at this awesome picture of a house i found on the Internet.
Blah: It shows how addicted we are to the Internet.
Aura: yeah whatever.
calypso: It is cool.
Blah: Why don't we sing a song! Sing along!!!
All: Joy to the world, were off to see the wizzard! who is dashing through the snow with a pair of jingle bell's jingle bell's jingle all the way to the moon.
We love cheese,
So can we please,
Eat cheese.                                          HEY!

Joke of the day :)

Today I will be presenting to you the JOKE OF THE DAY cool right. The joke was said by someone who wants to keep there identity secret. So the person was---------- kidding I wouldn't tell you. Magazine quiz: if you thought I would tell you, you are a very nosey person. If you didn't expect me to tell you, you are a person who keeps to yourself and doesn't care about other peoples business. If you thought I'd tell you but you don't care, well good for you, you are gullible but not nosey.
Now back to the joke. OK you see this person saw this pamphlet and it really said books for sale. but this person misinterpreted it to used bake sale. So then everyone started making gross jokes. "Like crackers and cheese without the cheese." or "Open Oreo box" or "Oh you would like raisins with that? spit, spit, spit. And that was the joke. there are other things to go with the original joke but they are to inappropriate.
Thanks for tuning in. Have a great night!!!!

Aura Here

Hello Everybody! today I (Aura) will be writing this post. Why I am writing this post is because Calypso and me started arguing because Calypso was saying that she's been doing all the posts latley. So I volenteered to write this post then she said that I wouldn't be able to think of anyhting to write. So here I am writng a post and I'm not sure what to write.
Calypso: ha! I knew you wouldn't be able to post anything.
Aura: Well nothing's coming to my head.
Calypso: That's the point your suppost to have something in your head. (Not that you have anything)
Blah: Can you two stop arguing!!!!
Calypso and Aura: NO!!!!
Blah: Then stop writing untill you figure this out. Good bye everyone and have a nice evening. Oh and becaome a nocternal person for a day. BYE!!!!!!!!!