Mothers Advice

Well this post today is for the mothers out there. Aura has watched and studied a mom who takes care of five kids and we have taken the information we have gathered and made it into advice.
So the first subject we would like to tackle is about when your kid says to you, "Mommy I'm bored" well we have come to a conclution that the best reply for that would be "Why don't you go and knock your head  against the wall and see how mant times you can do that, before you knock yourself out"
The next subject is hunger: And Blah has concluded that it is quite simple when the family is starving the parents should eat the kids therefore getting ride of school fees, spending to much money, and stuff like that.
If you are a parent who would not want to eat your kids but needs money I conclude that it would be as easy as sealing your kids to be slaves therefore you will be making money off your kids.
And finally for the mom who would not sell or eat there kids but decided to keep them I might as well give you a tip about there homework. When the child says "Mom I don't want to do my home work" you should reply. "Do your homework so one day you will become rich and famouse and I will be able to start my retirement with your money" And that is what I have to say to all you moms out there in need of advice.
Oh and Blah concludes that you should not follow our rules but who would listen to advice like that? Right.
Anyway got to go, and good luck!